Let’s clarify something right now: I will NOT be in New York City this week.
Not that I haven’t been invited at all, I am only too busy growing out my fringe and wandering around in leather pants (which requires more attention than you might think). I’m sure Victoria won’t take it personally.
Regarding my translucent hand on the next photo, let’s just say London is not the best place to get a tan. And neither is my skin.
Photos: Leslie T.